So Bangkok was great because we celebrated Rich’s birthday there, but Bangkok was also a bit of a #fail because we underestimated traffic and stayed a bit too far away.
You win some, you lose some. Every destination can’t be Chiang Mai. Sigh.
Keep reading to hear how we celebrated Rich’s FORTIETH birthday and what we might have done differently in Bangkok if we had a chance.
Day 94: Rich’s 40th/Travel Day
Our general approach to travel days– as you can imagine, we have a lot of travel days– is to endure and make the best of what we get. Sometimes we get airport lounges with free food and great WiFi; sometimes we just buckle up and hang on.
In other words, in retrospect, we might have rearranged our days so that we weren’t traveling on Rich’s actual birthday to avoid an early morning and having to adhere to a schedule to make our flight.
Travel from Chiang Mai to Bangkok
Travel from Chiang Mai to Bangkok, Thailand’s two largest cities, was easy enough. We took a tuk tuk from our apartment to the airport. Since the flight was domestic, there was no lounge available. The flight was a little over an hour, direct, and then we took a taxi from the airport to our AirBNB, which was in another high rise apartment building. We got our first taste of Bangkok traffic– the ride from the airport took close to an hour. Eeek.
Violating International Laws, aka Checking Into Our AirBNB
Here’s where things got a bit weird: Despite our host writing that “everything was fine with AirBNB and immigration,” we were instructed to “under no circumstances” communicate with anyone at the front desk of the apartment building and to walk directly to a mailbox to retrieve our key.
Based on the giant signs in the lobby declaring that short term rentals were against the law and anyone violating the act would be reported to authorities, I think that perhaps everything was NOT fine with immigration! Here we are, the only white people in the building, speaking about three words of Thai, with giant backpacks, trying to act like we lived somewhere we had literally never been before. We were not exactly thrilled with our host for putting us in this shady situation.
I guess we did okay because the authorities never came for us. Nothing says living on the edge like violating short term rental acts in a foreign country. I mean there are only about one thousand movies about Americans/Brits ending up in Thai prisons. Happy 40th!
Birthday Eating: McDonald’s and Mr. Food
It was rainy when we got to our apartment, and we didn’t really have getting fancy in us so we decided to postpone a true birthday celebration until the next day. We were HUNGRY though.
When we started googling nearby restaurants, reality sunk in that we weren’t close to much. We decided to walk to the closest mall, about 10 minutes away.
This. mall. was. creepy. It was HUGE, but we saw maybe 15 other people shopping in the hour or so we were there. Apparently, it was a very new Korean-style mall doing some sort of soft open so maybe no one knew they could go? It felt a bit apocalyptic.
The food court had NOT fully opened, but McDonald’s had! You don’t have to believe me, but we had not had any American fast food on the previous 93 days of our travel. Eating Mickey D’s on Rich’s birthday felt so right.
When we got back from lunch, epic storms rolled in so we vegged away the afternoon. Instead of going out in Bangkok, we talked about watching Hangover II in Bangkok. Then we wandered out for dinner at Mr. Food around the corner, and it was surprisingly yummy.
We were in bed by 10:30 PM. This is forty.
Day 95: Let’s Celebrate!
The next morning, we made it out for coffee and to buy groceries. The grocery store was huge and beautiful, so Rich was happy.
We spent the afternoon by the pool and had it all to ourselves. In Thailand, there is a HUGE industry devoted to skin whitening (seriously– it’s scary) so tanning is pretty much an anathema to the locals.
And then we got ready to go out!
Dinner at Akira Back
While we have eaten out a lot in Southeast Asia, for the most part, we try to do it as inexpensively as possible. But this was Rich’s 40th birthday dinner, so it was time for a treat! We picked Akira Back, a modern Japanese/Korean restaurant on the 37th floor of the Marriott Marquis in downtown Bangkok.
Interestingly enough, SIX of the top 25 restaurants in Bangkok are all located in the Marriott Marquis. Go figure.
The distance from our apartment to the restaurant was only 4.6 km away (less than 3 miles). However, in a Grab (SE Asia Uber equivalent) through Bangkok, it took us 45 MINUTES to get there. Bangkok traffic is seriously no joke.
We arrived in time to enjoy one cocktail at ABar, the bar adjoining the restaurant, and the experience was wild, in a good way. The decor looked like it was from a movie set, and we sat on an outdoor terrace overlooking Bangkok below. Rich and I both took a minute to take stock of how amazing our life is and how grateful we are to be taking all of this in together.
Dinner was everything we hoped it would be. We enjoyed crab fried rice, wagu short rib for two, INCREDIBLE sushi, and fries made with duck fat along with an unbelievable view of Bangkok. Happy Birthday!
Day 96: Temples in Bangkok
Surprising no one, Bangkok has some amazing temples. A bit surprising to us, however, was how long it took us to get to them– temples that were just 12 km away (~7.5 miles) took more than an hour to reach via Grab. It’s okay, my husband loves traffic (bahahahahahahaha).
Wat Arun
I learned my lesson from the temples in Chiang Mai and had a scarf ready to go if I needed to cover up at the temples in Bangkok. Apparently I did because while Rich was paying to even enter Wat Arun, another visitor tapped me on the arm and said, “Cover your legs.” Yes, m’am. (Rich: “Does she even work here?). It’s bizarre to go from being someone who enforces dress code to being someone told to cover up! Not exposing your knees or your shoulders is tricky when the daily temperature tops ninety degrees– and when all of the outfits you brought fit in one backpack.
Wat Arun is a beautiful temple, covered in mosaics. It was also super crowded with people jockeying to get the perfect Insta shot, which sometimes included separate lights and multiple photographers! Being an influencer is serious business (my friend Sarah Jo: “I read all of your blogs. Are you internet famous yet?” Me: “Decidely not. But I feel super honored that about 100 people read my blog each week. That is a lot to me!”).
Wat Pho
From Wat Arun, we took a quick, cheap ferry across the river to reach Wat Pho. Wat Pho is home to a famous reclining Buddha and has been a temple longer than Bangkok has been the capital of Thailand. The reclining Buddha was cool, but I felt a bit boxed in with many other tourists and signs everywhere warning of pickpockets (of which we have seen none in SE Asia, by the way).
However, outside the temple with the reclining Buddha, there is a huge courtyard filled with phra phrang, or towers. They were all mosaics, like Wat Arun, and we enjoyed walking around that space which was a lot more open.
Khao San Road
From Wat Pho, we walked by the royal palace, which unknown to us closed at 3 PM. Ooops. It looked pretty spectacular from the road but was surrounded by high walls which prevented us from getting any good shots. We then walked another 15-20 minutes to Khao San Road.
Khao San Road is the center of backpacker life in Bangkok, and while we saw many hostels along the road, umm, we aren’t sure if any of the hostels have working showers? Sometimes we feel a bit grimy as we travel, but if we ever reach this level of grime, I’m going need one of the hundred people who read this to leave me a comment that it’s time to pull it together.
Rich and I got delicious and CHEAP pad thai from a street vendor, although she stuck us in a bit of an alley to eat it (maybe our cleanliness was going to scare the other customers away?). We then went back to one of the restaurants on the strip to split a big beer and do some people watching. Rich and I both could have sat there for hours– I would be hard pressed to name a better spot for people watching perhaps in the entire world. The New York subway, perhaps? It’s up there.
Georgia had a 2:30 AM football game against the University of Tennessee so we went home and crashed so we could rise in the middle of the night to watch it. Dawgs won at 5:48 AM, and we went right to sleep.
Day 97: Let’s Work!
We slept in post-early-morning football game, and then decided to get some work done. We had played with leaving the apartment to work from somewhere else, but it was pretty rainy, and our apartment had a HUGE couch so we burrowed in and got to work.
Not much to report here: Rich did some New Zealand planning, and I published our post on Vientiane, Laos.  We ate rice for dinner at a spot about 100 yards from our apartment, stocked up on game watching snacks at a 7-11 across the street, and then threw a load of laundry in the apartment complex’s washer and dryer (hallelujah for every dryer we can get, even though one of my dresses definitely shrunk from a dress to a swimsuit cover up!).
It was now the Eagles turn for a middle-of-the-night football game.
Watching your team lose is bad enough. Staying awake from midnight until 4:00 AM to watch your Super Bowl champion team lose to the terrible Tennessee Titans (sorry Nashville readers, but you know this season it’s true!) in a horrendous overtime showing was BRUTAL.
Closing Thoughts on Bangkok
Bangkok is probably a lot like any big city globally. Everyone wants to be in the center of the action, but to get there, you have to pay.
We knew that we were going to be about 5 KM out from downtown, but we didn’t anticipate how long it would take to get into the city or how hard it would be to walk. I think we imagined Bangkok as being a lot like New York with pretty easy access to the city from the boroughs via subway– as well as the boroughs being pretty well developed themselves– and that just wasn’t the case.
After being there, it seems like Bangkok exploded population-wise and the infrastructure has not been able to keep up. If traffic makes you crazy, Bangkok is NOT the city for you.
The American couple we met in Chiang Mai told us that they had seen A LOT of old Western men with very young Thai girls in Bangkok, and thankfully, we didn’t see any of that. Also, while we might have encouraged our backpacker friends on Khao San Road to raise their bar for cleanliness/hygiene, we didn’t see anyone eat a scorpion or seem outrageously drunk, though we were there in the late afternoon.  Maybe that was the trade off for staying farther out in our “legal” AirBNB: for better or worse, we had a much lower key, 40-year-old-appropriate Bangkok experience.